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Post by porthatter on Jan 6, 2024 14:13:35 GMT
I notice with interest that so far nobody’s mentioned using ‘of’ instead of ‘have’ after the words ‘should’, ‘would’ or ‘could’ 😀
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Post by tgttiw on Jan 6, 2024 14:13:56 GMT
I could go on for ever but I shall start with the half and half scarf. People who push in on Mottram Moor and just generally beer queues etc. I'm just going with mottram Moor what a ball ache. Football it's the lines on offside on var and how in general they've arsed about with the offside rule over the years. Previously it was if the attacker was behind the back 4 offside. Now there's interfering with play. And the fact that ball to hand has gone out of the window. Another transport related one outside of mottram moor the buses in Leeds that sit and wait at a stop catching up time. When they're late your late when they're early no flip side they're late as they sit for ages in headingley. It isn't like there's loads of buses down there (like the leeds version of 192 route).
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Post by Count de Stockport on Jan 6, 2024 14:17:17 GMT
When ex players or commentators say shit like; "You know, yer Tottenhams, yer Arsenals, yer Manchester Uniteds" Or "We can't compare him to the Messis, the Ronaldos, the Mbappes" STOP MAKING IT PLURAL YOU CHODES. In wider life...Stoke.
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Post by David Schofield on Jan 6, 2024 14:19:04 GMT
When ex players or commentators say shit like; "You know, yer Tottenhams, yer Arsenals, yer Manchester Uniteds" Or "We can't compare him to the Messis, the Ronaldos, the Mbappes" STOP MAKING IT PLURAL YOU CHODES. In wider life...Stoke. Michael Spicer is ace!
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Post by Count de Stockport on Jan 6, 2024 14:21:50 GMT
Vloggers Spotty kid in bedroom makes prediction. Walks down street with gormless mate. Gormless mate makes prediction. Point at 2 12 year olds bouncing about a bit, pull amazed face, say ‘these fans are crazy’ Add ‘limbs’ and ‘pyros’ graphics to routine goal celebrations Title video ‘Are these the craziest fans in football?’ Same again next Saturday Also, people who stop at a double door and wait because one side is closed, rather than pushing the door and walking through, particularly in motorway services You forgot ‘speaking in the thickest regional accent possible’
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Post by Count de Stockport on Jan 6, 2024 14:22:29 GMT
I could go on for ever but I shall start with the half and half scarf. People who push in on Mottram Moor and just generally beer queues etc. Mottram Moor 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Post by Count de Stockport on Jan 6, 2024 14:23:19 GMT
This is Michael Spicer we’re talking about!
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Post by Count de Stockport on Jan 6, 2024 14:25:07 GMT
I could go on for ever but I shall start with the half and half scarf. People who push in on Mottram Moor and just generally beer queues etc. I deliberately use the right hand lane on Mottram Moor and indicate left just to see the contorted faces/aneurysms of the drivers next to me 😂 A circle of Hell unknown even to Dante awaits you
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Post by hedleyverity on Jan 6, 2024 14:25:31 GMT
Vloggers Spotty kid in bedroom makes prediction. Walks down street with gormless mate. Gormless mate makes prediction. Point at 2 12 year olds bouncing about a bit, pull amazed face, say ‘these fans are crazy’ Add ‘limbs’ and ‘pyros’ graphics to routine goal celebrations Title video ‘Are these the craziest fans in football?’ Same again next Saturday Also, people who stop at a double door and wait because one side is closed, rather than pushing the door and walking through, particularly in motorway services You forgot ‘speaking in the thickest regional accent possible’ Oh, and people who look down their noses at regional accents
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Post by orkneyhatter on Jan 6, 2024 14:26:10 GMT
Football: artificially trying to generate an atmosphere at a match eg the Sweet Caroline nonsense and silly goal music only played for the home teams goals.
In media the constant use of "we all" " everyone" eg "we were all gripped by insert programme. Well actually we all weren't because I didn't watch said programme. They are sweeping statements that assume that everyone must like anyone/thing/darling the media deem popular. Most of whom I've not seen or don't know from Adam. Does my head in.
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Post by David Schofield on Jan 6, 2024 14:26:57 GMT
This is Michael Spicer we’re talking about! HAHA
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Post by Count de Stockport on Jan 6, 2024 14:27:05 GMT
You forgot ‘speaking in the thickest regional accent possible’ Oh, and people who look down their noses at regional accents Having a regional accent =/= overemphasising a regional accent to the point of straining a muscle 😎
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Post by David Schofield on Jan 6, 2024 14:28:48 GMT
I deliberately use the right hand lane on Mottram Moor and indicate left just to see the contorted faces/aneurysms of the drivers next to me 😂 A circle of Hell unknown even to Dante awaits you I can only imagine the screams emanating from behind those wheels as I then turn right to Stalyvegas 👀😱🤬😂
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Post by orkneyhatter on Jan 6, 2024 14:29:13 GMT
Sports clips with backing music on tv where the music goes up and down so you can hear the commentary. Just get rid of the music.
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Post by hedleyverity on Jan 6, 2024 14:33:46 GMT
Football: artificially trying to generate an atmosphere at a match eg the Sweet Caroline nonsense and silly goal music only played for the home teams goals. In media the constant use of "we all" " everyone" eg "we were all gripped by insert programme. Well actually we all weren't because I didn't watch said programme. They are sweeping statements that assume that everyone must like anyone/thing/darling the media deem popular. Most of whom I've not seen or don't know from Adam. Does my head in. Just Sweet Caroline, well Mexican waves too, but it’s the same people, concrete shoes and into the canal
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